Esoteric Languages

For the adventurous, Redlite includes bindings for several esoteric programming languages.

Available Languages

Brainf*ck

; SET key value (simplified example)
++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++<<<-]
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.

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Chef

Redlite Set Recipe.

This recipe sets a key-value pair in the database.

Ingredients.
72 g key
101 g value

Method.
Put key into mixing bowl.
Put value into mixing bowl.
Pour contents of mixing bowl into baking dish.

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COW

MoO moO MoO mOo MOO OOM MMM moO moO

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LOLCODE

HAI 1.2
  CAN HAS REDLITE?
  I HAS A db ITZ OPENZ ":memory:"
  db SETZ "key" "value"
  VISIBLE db GETZ "key"
KTHXBYE

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Piet

Visual programming language where code is represented as images.

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Shakespeare Programming Language (SPL)

The Tragedy of Redlite.

Romeo, a database client.
Juliet, a key-value store.

Act I: Setting Values.
Scene I: Romeo sets a key.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo:
  You are as lovely as the sum of a warm peaceful day and a cat.

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Whitespace

Code written entirely in spaces, tabs, and newlines.

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Why?

Because we can. These SDKs demonstrate Redlite’s FFI flexibility and provide entertainment value.

Testing

Each esoteric SDK has a Makefile with test targets where applicable:

cd sdks/redlite-<language>
make test